Piggin!

Boredom

Let's face it, there comes a time when shooting animals just doesn't give you that thrill anymore (even if it disturbed you in the beginning)

Many true-blue Hunter folk are introduced to hunting at a young age accruing a huge number of kills by their teens. This is the time for a greater challenge







Piggin!... the solution!

Here's the modus operandi for successful Piggin...which can be summarized as a pack of dogs mauling a pig in a frenzy of ultra-violence, followed by the dogs owner charging in and "Stickin' it!" (more on this later)

M.O.

1. Find a tough old "bitch" (yep Hunter folk will use this noun in it's correct context, but it's still somehow disturbing) and a proven male to breed a super killing machine
2. Raise the pup well ensuring it gets out on a piggin trip as soon as possible, joining the handful of dogs you have already
3. You and a bunch of mates head way out west with plenty of beer and dogs in the cage, to a property that you have permission to roam around a few days.
   
4. Drive around with sharp eyes looking for pigs, or until one of the dogs picks up the scent, or both
5. Release the hounds! you're off and running..although the chase could go on for many hours/kilometres
6. Wait until the dogs have absolutely terrorized the pig in a frenzied attack. Once the pig is pinned, charge in and flip it over, stabbing it with a large knife in just the right spot

This hands on approach to hunting must be a joyous celebration of ultra-violence as it is very popular.
note: Ensure to take your guns too, if there's no pigs around, you can at least revert to shooting anything that moves.

apologies: A vital ingredient to piggin is a ute with dog cages


Meeting Objections:

If any softc$ck, bleeding heart liberal should dare to question this orgy of violence, simply meet their subversive argument by stating that pigs are a pest, thereby making your past-time a great service to society