The Cessnock Forcefield

Question:

If you were in a witness protection program and the people you were hiding from were in Cessnock, where would you hide?


Answer:

You would hide in Mulbring......


It seems that there is a mystical forcefield around Cessnock. Cessnockians rarely venture outside of the fair city.

It's not unusual to find 20-30 year adults that have never been to Sydney. After careful consideration for many years, I conclude it would require too much imagination and adventure for their dwarfed and enfeebled minds.

Another problem could be that many Cessnockians have a disqualified license and so are relegated to a BMX- bike for transportation for up to 2 years

Exceptions

It should be noted that Cessnockians will often find their way to Kurri (which is just like Cessnock really) and Maitland.
Kurri has some choice wrecking yards for their VN's and Maitland markets will lure many each month in the hope of finding some other piece of crap to put in their front or backyard

Newcastle and the promise of a fight will subconsciously draw some, periodically, into the city. Neh-nockians actually see Cessnock as an extension of Newcastle, so there is no mental schism in visiting the city

Note:

(Novocastrians would be horrified to think of Cessnock as part of their city)